DERAILED!!!! My friend stepped in and "Buffet-Blocked" me!
I'm enjoying yet ANOTHER party with my lean and green meal...and a few more ounces of grilled protein because the smell of the grill is lulling me into a trance...and then I had a few more ounces....and some outrageous brisket (when Janet was outside and not looking! LOL) !!!!!!!!!!!! And then I was the stuffed pig!
I think I ate about 14 ounces of protein throughout the day, I was definitely NOT hungry at all, and then I left the party in a brisket coma. With the assortment of cakes, cookies, pies, and brownies, AND pasta and and and and...it could have been a LOT worse. But still, I didn't even eat THAT much meat last night at Smith and Wollensky's!!! My stomach was so bloated, and hard as a rock, and sore. Owwwiee. Why do I hurt myself like that? (OK, that frickin' brisket was SO outstanding, it was ALMOST worth it! When the guy who made it saw me take a massive hunk of a piece, he said, "Wow! That's a big piece!" DUH!! OMG. I could have stopped there but nooo...).
Two days in a row of massive beef intake is more than enough, even for a bonafide carnivore like me! At least I went swimming again later in the night, and burned off about 150 of those extra calories. Still, my stomach is like a watermelon right now!
